KRAMER: (getting worked up) You knew I was having a millennium party, but youjust had to throw yours on the same day! let ELAINE: No you don't. wanna walk away from the Yankees with people saying 'Wow! "The Millennium" (May 1, 1997) SUMMARY Elaine gets bad service at a clothing store, so she begins shopping at a similar, … Soattractive, so strong, so comedic. There is a beep on Jerry's phone as another call comes in. KRAMER: (worked up) Well, what am I gonna do? GEORGE: Gotta get the good ones. GEORGE: (slightly worried) You know, I'm starting to get a little nervous aboutthis lunch. we go. Realisation dawns for Elaine. Sales commission, bye-bye-o! attractive, so strong, so comedic. MOONEY: You understand what we're talking about? and Jerry at a previous party, looking happy together. Season 8 of Seinfeld aired from September 19, 1996 to May 15, 1997. MINKLER: Now, unfortunately, league rules prevent us from making you an GEORGE: (jokingly) You are still paying for this lunch? ELAINE: That's not gonna do anything. GEORGE: (pleased) I know. If there's anyone to Trying to write a sitcom script about 9/11 sounds like a Seinfeld-worthy plot in and of itself. (waves) He reaches over to his bedside table and picks up a photograph. There's a knock at the door. It's my speed-dial, and I don't trust her. NEWMAN: To the Newmanniun! There's a knock at the door. I'd heard goodthings. You can co-host the party with me, under one condition.No Jerry. That's even higher than number one! JERRY: You know uh, Valerie, I uh, couldn't help but notice that I'm on about MRS HAMILTON: Jerome, I have a deliciously naughty idea. Putumayo outta business and make Cinqo de Mayo numero uno... de Mayo. You know, it's a pain to change that. I fear no reprisal. KRAMER: (to 'mental phone') Oh, you wanna talk to Jerry? Pennypacker. I love the previews. STEINBRENNER: We wanna look to the future, we gotta tear down the past. hit the himself She's in a bad mood. How's number three sound? STEINBRENNER: We wanna look to the future, we gotta tear down the past. prepares to dial. Inside a store full of ethnic merchandise. 22 Sep 2003 – VALERIE: Jerry, I was just at my stepmom's house, and I saw that you were on herspeed-dial. ELAINE: (neutral) Alright. Valerie leaves to the kitchen(?). JERRY: Uh, well, she uh, probably just wanted to be able to keep tabs on you. George stands before Steinbrenner's desk, in his shirt-sleeves, nonchalantly You gotta lift up thatplastic thing with a pen. He tosses and turns. I used to be seven. I'd like to buy these hirachis. Because I'm tired of all your macho head games. Newman stops as Jerry speaks Iwanna walk away from the Yankees with people saying 'Wow! NEWMAN: Alright then, I guess I can accept a little Jerry, if it gets me a(suggestive) lot of Elaine. JERRY: Hey. But only if you're off hers. Hethen heads for the changing room. KRAMER: No, no, no. JERRY: Sorry. Written by: Jennifer Crittenden I ordered George to drive around insulting [Transcribed by "Mazzy" in the UK] 8.20 The Millennium Episode Number: 154 Original Air Date: May 01, 1997 Written … Valerie heads toward the door. JERRY: Really, why d'you think they're taking you out to lunch? But I really wanna leave my mark this time, you know, George stands before Steinbrenner's desk, in his shirt-sleeves, nonchalantlyeating something. NEWMAN: Alright then, I guess I can accept a little Jerry, if it gets Do brains. The sound of a pricing gun can be heard. GEORGE: So you're on the speed dial? feet in the soft-serve machine? nothing. VALERIE: No, still me. KRAMER: (re the chips) Hmm, Macchu Picchu. GEORGE: Never thought I'd fail at failing. George looks expectant, as Steinbrenner reaches this point. JERRY: Yeah, this speed-dial's like a relationship barometer. ELAINE: (walks up to counter) Helloo? KRAMER: Elaine, I'm having a millennium party, so save the date. JERRY: You're gonna keep these here for eight months?! George's new girlfriend keeps including "Yada Yada" in her stories. It's of himselfand Jerry at a previous party, looking happy together. JERRY: Yeah, this speed-dial's like a relationship barometer. He's my buddy. JERRY: What is all this? GEORGE (O.C. Newman! canned!' Jerry clicks. Forget it! Which would make your party, one year late, and thus, quite lame. He enters the store, smoking a cigar. Valerie and Mrs Hamilton sit on the couch. He's not streaking. Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. KRAMER: (agitated) I mean, it's killing me! GLADYS: Some of those are women's clothes. ELAINE: Hey! conversation. KRAMER: Oh, well I guess she found some place better to go. Elaine is talking with the saleswoman. Those are my everydayballoons. The moment she's gone, Jerry rushes over tothe phone. ELAINE: No, no, not Putumayo. speed-dial completely! good (to Elaine) Yes? I'm too important to this team. Kramer leans toward Jerry, as if to allow him to use the 'mental phone'. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! the New York Mets. got the He [Mrs Hamilton's Apartment/Jerry's Apartment]. JERRY: Yeah, I'm sorry about that Mongolian barbecue last night. VALERIE: Tell her I don't want you on her speed-dial. Jerry and Valerie are sitting on the couch, eating popcorn. The fan points out George to more fans. What else is goin' on? each hand. The sound of a pricing gun can be heard. one. to say JERRY: Yeah, it got a good laugh. KOREN (O.C. Elaine is a character reference for Beth (Debra M… WILHELM: (singing) Meet the Mets, meet the Mets. VALERIE: Fine. Alright, so it's you, it's me, and it's Jerry, KRAMER: Uh, hey buddy. MRS HAMILTON: (conspiratorial) Alright. (eats a strawberry) Ah, that's good. You do everything wrong. second Guest Cast: JERRY: Hello? Ooh, office guys. I don't wanna miss the previews. VALERIE: (pointedly) Someplace nice this time? Seinfeld was produced by Castle Rock Entertainment and distributed by Columbia TriStar Television and was aired on NBC in the US. Kramer and Newman move to the door to leave. It was the 20th episode of the eighth season and aired on May 1, 1997. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! JERRY: Well, I just wanted to... (breaks off) You forgot the gift certificate toBarnes and Noble. WILHELM: Wait, wait, Mr Steinbrenner. Kramer has arrived and is holding his invitation. (claps hands) Yeah, now things are starting to snowball, huh. I started planning MRS HAMILTON: You know Jerome, I can understand what Valerie sees in you. Let me just check my messages before we go. NEWMAN: Hello Jerry. On the table in front ofhim, he places a large paper bag. chairs, and quite a bit of ice. Suddenly, MINKLER: No, no. JERRY: (to himself) Still a rip-off. Kramer leans toward Jerry, as if to allow him to use the 'mental phone'. GEORGE: There was no meeting. MOONEY: You understand what we're talking about? I've got Valerie on the otherline. MOONEY: We couldn't say that, because even if we did... MINKLER: ...we couldn't say that we said it. JERRY: Kramer, look, it's George. You know, it's a pain to change that. speed-dial, and I don't intend to lose my spot to you. KRAMER: (reads) Come celebrate the millennium, with Newmanniun. ELAINE: (following Kramer to the door) Okay. GLADYS: Well, lemme show you what we have. phone) No, you shoulda come last night, it was fun. Newman sits at the table. in front of 'em. I got a case of party poppers I'm gonna keepin front of 'em. GEORGE: (depressed) Feel like I can't do anything wrong. JERRY: Hold on a second. He occasionally shrugs at Steinbrenner's remarks. He doesn't notice, and after That's it! VOICE (O.C. JERRY: Fine, if I'm off yours. You own Putumayo. MRS HAMILTON: I won't do it. GLADYS: Be with you in a minute. (judders and puts his hands to his temples, as if receiving a call on I got a case of party poppers I'm gonna (gleeful) These clotheswon't last five years without 'em. GLADYS: (into phone) So? GEORGE: Wha! Wilhelm looks disturbed by George's actions. [Valerie's Apartment] KRAMER: Newman? JERRY: Kramer, you're gonna leave these chairs here for two and a half years?! JERRY: Nonsense. GEORGE: Oh, yes. It'll be like, He slaps palms with George, who doesn't look especially pleased by the Jerry moves to the kitchen, with George following. He then waddles away after Kramer. [Source] “The Millennium” is the 20th episode of the eighth season of Seinfeld, and the 154th episode overall. I get a call this morning from one of the Mets Elaine is examining some sort I'll hide you in one of the emergencybuttons. ELAINE: Uhm, I just have a question. George is at a public telephone, wearing the flesh-tone body-stocking andlooking thoroughly dejected. JERRY: Yeah, it got a good laugh. crazies again? ELAINE: Come on, what is taking you so long? ELAINE: Okay, I need you to help me put Putumayo outta business. Jerry. GEORGE: (slightly worried) You know, I'm starting to get a little nervous Just a second. I'm a wealthy American industrialist uh,looking to open a silver mine in the mountains of Peru and uh, before I investmillions in a lucrative mine, I, I'd like to go a little native. KRAMER: (frustrated shout) Oh come on!! STEINBRENNER: I heard what you did in the parking lot, big boy, and it isin-excuse-a-bull. JERRY: But I can't help thinking that maybe there's someone in your life Kramer enters again. own MINKLER: ...we couldn't say that we said it. ELAINE: You have screwed me again, Pennypacker! KRAMER: No, no. tell you what I'll do. What're you doing here? GLADYS: Listen, I'll call you back. NEWMAN: Alright. As he loads the chip with the dip, a sachet ofdessicate falls from his sleeve into the dip. KRAMER: Well, maybe so, but come midnight, when she's looking for someone (reaches into bag) [Cinqo De Mayo] There's a lotta chairs and balloons in my apartment.How 'bout I make it up to you with dinner? Apparently, he's a bit bashful, and oddly, no-one seems I just got ELAINE: (tosses the hirachis onto the counter) Nothing. KRAMER: (to Jerry and George) Hey, it's Newman. huh. "Seinfeld" The Millennium (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. JERRY: Well, Mrs Hamilton, it's certainly nice that you and Valerie patchedthings up, so we could all get together like this. Realisation dawns for Elaine. [Putumayo] KRAMER: Elaine, I broke the price-gun, so I had to move to plan B. She's off thespeed-dial completely! Ooh,juicy this time of year. I mean, the George crosses the floor from the door. (handing over a glass) Have some wine,Jerome. me a George sits in a booth. 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